Shameless Season 5 Quotes From Our Favorite Dysfunctional Family

Think your family is dysfunctional? Check out these Shameless season 5 quotes that prove the Gallaghers have you beat by a long shot!

Think your family is dysfunctional? These Shameless season 5 quotes will prove the Gallaghers have you beat by a long shot! Shameless is a comedy-drama television series that airs on Showtime. The series premiered on January 9, 2011 and is currently in its 7th season, which will conclude on December 18, 2016. Frank Gallagher is the single father of six children, who does nothing but drink all day. The kids take care of themselves and sometimes do a pretty good job at it.

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Season 5 of Shameless aired from January 11, 2015 to April 5, 2015. Here are some cool quotes from that season.

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Shameless Season 5 Quotes

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Episode 5- Rite of Passage

Conversation between Gus Pfender and Fiona Gallagher:

Gus- “Uh, favorite Eagle?”

Fiona- “Bald.”

Gus- “Oh, come on. The band, and the correct answer is Joe Walsh.”

Fiona goes on a date with Davis, the lead singer of an indie band. However, Davis’ girlfriend shows up so Fiona starts hanging out with Gus, the band’s bass guitarist.

Episode 6- Crazy Love

Conversation between the Nurse and Frank Gallagher:

Nurse- “Mr. Gallagher? How you feeling, Frank?”

Frank- “I’ve felt better.”

Nurse- “I would hope so. We’ve started you on Prednisone to decrease the inflammation in your liver, also Lasix to bring down your fluid levels. You were quite jaundiced when you arrived. Have you been taking your antirejection meds as prescribed?”

Frank- “My bitch of a newfound daughter hasn’t been giving them to me.”

Nurse- “Your daughter has been keeping your medications away from you?”

Frank- “No, but she was supposed to make sure I take them.”

Nurse- “Mr. Gallagher, you are a 51-year-old man with a new liver transplant. You should be able to take responsibility for your own medications, unless you’re mentally incapacitated. Are you mentally incapacitated?”

Frank- “Mentally incapacitated?”

Nurse- “Retarded. Are you retarded, Frank?”

Frank- “No.”

Nurse- “Then get your shit together.”

In season 4, Frank receives a liver transplant, as a result of his failed liver due to excessive drinking.

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Episode 9- Carl’s First Sentencing

Conversation between Judge Gaither, Chuckie Slott and Sammi Slott:

Judge- “Would the defendant like to say anything? Charles?”

Sammi- “Chuckie.”

Chuckie- “What?”

Judge- “Would you like to say anything before sentencing?”

Chuckie- “Okay.”

Sammi- “I would, Your Honor. I’m his mom. May I speak? My Chuckie is a good boy. The only thing he’s ever stolen was my heart. But he was taken advantage of by an older family member. If you’re gonna blame anyone, you should blame his uncle Carl or the family who raised him or me, for putting an innocent boy in a den of wolves.”

Chuckie is Sammi’s son and Frank’s grandson. Chuckie is arrested after he is set up by Frank and Carl Gallagher, when he unknowingly helped Carl on a drug run.

Do you have any favorite Shameless season 5 quotes? Share them in the comments!

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11 thoughts on “Shameless Season 5 Quotes From Our Favorite Dysfunctional Family

  1. Shameless is one of my favorite shows. I have watched all of the american version and am almost done the UK version,

  2. I admit that I don’t watch much TV so this one somehow slipped past me. And it’s in it’s 7th season! How does this happen?

  3. I have not seen this show yet. It sounds like something that I would be interested in. I will have to chd k it out after we move.

  4. I have not seen this show yet. It sounds like something that I would be interested in. I will have to check it out after we move at the end of the week. .

  5. We haven’t seen this show yet. But the hubs and I are always on the lookout for TV series to watch. This looks like an interesting show.

  6. I haven’t watched this show yet, but I have heard that it is pretty good! I’ll have to watch it sometime when I’m not so busy. – HilLesha

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