Where would all of us be without Taylor Swift’s best tweets? Seriously, I always keep an eye out for her tweets. Tayor has some hilarious ones, some that sound just like something I would write. Taylor Swift has been on Twitter since December 2008, with the handle @taylorswift13, and if you don’t already follow her you should! There are a lot of imposters out there, so make sure you follow the right handle. Her Twitter account currently has 70,442,824 followers, 4,081 tweets, 829 photos and videos and 2,096 likes. That’s a whole lot of Twitter action, that’s about 510 tweets a year or one to two tweets per day on average for EIGHT years. That’s still a lot of Twitter action. We took those stats through February 2016, and as Taylor is always entertaining us it’s likely she has added a few more tweets to her feed since then. Here are some of Taylor Swift’s best tweets, some of these has me laughing pretty hard.
Taylor Swift’s Best Tweets Ever
First Tweet
Watching every episode of CSI Season 8, then 9. Mini-marathon. This is pure happiness.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 7, 2008
December 6, 2008- “Watching every episode of CSI Season 8, then 9. Mini-marathon. This is pure happiness.” This was the day she opened her Twitter account and one of her very first tweets. The post had 454 retweets and 425 likes. Not bad for the first day.
When You’re Alone
Puttering around my place, reading cookbooks and celebrating the fact that I’m no longer scared of the sound of my ice maker at night.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 10, 2010
August 10, 2010- “Puttering around my place, reading cookbooks and celebrating the fact I’m no longer scared of the sound of my ice maker at night.” The post has 2,308 retweets and 1,765 likes.
Midnight Munchies
This thing where I go and get donuts every night at midnight is just a phase right? PS, I’m FINE.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) May 12, 2012
May 11, 2012- “This thing where I go and get donuts every night at midnight is just a phase right? PS, I’m FINE.” The post features 9,719 retweets and 5,931 likes.
All Of Us
That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can’t because you DON’T HAVE SCISSORS.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) May 24, 2013
May 23, 2013- “That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can’t because you DON’T HAVE SCISSORS.” The Twitter post contains 47,806 retweets and 43,357 likes.
Music That Speaks To Her
One of the only unchanging things about my life in the last 10 years is my love of Paramore, Ingrid Michaelson, Fall Out Boy & Coldplay.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 16, 2014
March 16, 2014- “One of the only unchanging things about my life in the last 10 years is my love of Paramore, Ingrid Michaelson, Fall Out Boy and Coldplay.” The post features 23,647 retweets and 36,608 likes.
Worst.Pirate.Ever
I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would’ve been the worst pirate ever.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 22, 2014
March 22, 2014- “I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would’ve been the worst pirate ever.” The Twitter post has 21,939 retweets and 32,192 likes.
That Time You Discovered Your Phone
My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 27, 2014
August 26, 2014- “My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.” The post features 18,045 retweets and 40,414 likes.
Spooky
It’s October AKA the month when the horror movie ads start and at any moment a dead doll or corpse ghost could pop up on my tv. #struggles
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) October 2, 2014
October 2, 2014- “It’s October AKA the month when the horror movie ads start and at any moment a dead doll or corpse ghost could pop up on my TV.” The post contains 24,096 retweets and 33,594 likes.
Paparazzi Stories
What the press says I’m doing:
Buying a Bev Hills mansion, getting married in an English castleWhat I’m doing: Playing a show in St. Louis
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) September 29, 2015
September 29, 2015- “What the press says I’m doing: Buying a Bev Hill mansion, getting married in an English castle. What I’m doing: Playing a show in St. Louis.” The post has 23,330 retweets and 63,659 likes.
Instagram Sucess = Cute Cats
My Instagram just hit 50 million, thanks so much guys. Though I’m pretty sure it’s just because I have cute cats. ? pic.twitter.com/e2ZacE66JK
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) October 8, 2015
October 8, 2015- “My Instagram just hit 50 million, thanks so much guys. Though I’m pretty sure it’s just because I have cute cats.” The quote is followed by a screenshot of her Instagram stats. The post features 21,778 retweets and 61,266 likes.
Adorable Elf
You used to call me on my elf phone. pic.twitter.com/nMgUI0Igp6
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 24, 2015
December 24, 2015- “You used to call me on my elf phone.” The caption is accompanied by a photo of Swift in an elf costume. The post contains 65,984 retweets and 175,112 likes. This is one of my favs. That’s seriously something I would do.
